My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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