This house was built for laser tag.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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