Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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