i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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