Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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