She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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