and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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