hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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