I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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