Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.