haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
