we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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