shes about as inviting as chlamydia
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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