Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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