I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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