I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i love accidental penises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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