My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is wine microwaveable?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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