her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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