remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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