It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm bleeding and have questions
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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