But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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