i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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