I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just want nice things and good sex
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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