I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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