He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Come see our sink grown plant.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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