who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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