super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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