it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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