Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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