yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
is it fun? or sober?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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