I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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