Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Drunk is not a location!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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