I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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