Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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