Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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