do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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