drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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