Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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