I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize