whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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