Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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