im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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