So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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