It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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