I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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