So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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