Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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