I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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