He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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