DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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