guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i dont even know how to be here
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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