Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you mean i was at the winter classic?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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