I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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