you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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