HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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