She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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