i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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